I know looking at the title you might automatically be thinking “Cipriana, guuuuuuurl come on now, of course both you silly rabbit” but if you absolutely, no way around it, arms tied behind your back, hopping on one foot, barking like a dog Coming to America style, without food for 72 hours, unequivocally forced to make a decision having to choose between the two which would it be ladies….

Thickness or length?